Romanian physician cuts Penis by mistake

[andynbg]

Romanian physician cuts Penis by mistake

Bucharest (dpa) - a Romanian physician cut during an operation the Penis of a 34 years old patient by mistake. According to sources from the Bucharest physician chamber the surgeon had the ureter during the interference at the testicle first inadvertently splits. Afer that the doctor split the penis into pieces due to his panic. A re-establishment of the organ is now impossible. The public prosecutor's office took up determinations because of heavy bodily injury. The physician became to dismiss besides without notice.

translated by google. sorry for that.

 

[andynbg]

All translated by google.

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[This message was edited by andynbg on July 16, 2004 at 06:02 PM.]

 

[JudgeWapner]

Translation bt Borat.

 

[marias]

that's really ****ed up!!

 

[5teamparlay]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/...ter-allegedly-getting-it-stuck-in-bottle.html


SURGERY
Man reportedly has penis removed after allegedly getting it stuck in a bottle
Published October 17, 2016




(iStock)
A middle-aged man from Honduras needed an emergency operation to remove his penis after he got it stuck in a bottle he was using as a sex toy, according to reports.


The 50-year-old man, whose name was not released, was rushed to a hospital after his penis turned black and started to decay, the Daily Mail reported.

Dr. Dennis Chirinos said the man, who was not married and did not have a girlfriend, was trying to relieve his sexual frustration.

“So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis,” said Chirinos, a urologist who performed the bizarre operation.


“When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead,” he said at a press conference at the hospital.

Chirinos said the blood vessels in the penis constrict when put into a bottle for four hours, leading to the removal of the organ.

 

[GasMan]

Probably had Obamacare

 

[thecentaur]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/...ter-allegedly-getting-it-stuck-in-bottle.html


SURGERY
Man reportedly has penis removed after allegedly getting it stuck in a bottle
Published October 17, 2016




(iStock)
A middle-aged man from Honduras needed an emergency operation to remove his penis after he got it stuck in a bottle he was using as a sex toy, according to reports.


The 50-year-old man, whose name was not released, was rushed to a hospital after his penis turned black and started to decay, the Daily Mail reported.

Dr. Dennis Chirinos said the man, who was not married and did not have a girlfriend, was trying to relieve his sexual frustration.

“So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis,” said Chirinos, a urologist who performed the bizarre operation.


“When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead,” he said at a press conference at the hospital.

Chirinos said the blood vessels in the penis constrict when put into a bottle for four hours, leading to the removal of the organ.

Cannot imagine how that could happen.